Why Try?

No matter what I do she always gets the guy. They don't seem to care who has the brains. They only care who has the boobs. Every guy I like always likes her. She doesn't control it. I guess she can't, and if I told her she'd sympathize. But she will never know what its like to have your best friend unwittingly steal your crush. Brain doesn't matter in this desperate fight between she and I. :'(