Volcano

Right now I'm supposed to be doing research on a volcano that I honestly don't care about.  Because of this I am terribly bored! I have a crush on a 17 year old and no one reads my blog! I've learned that nothing ever really ends well for me. I than began helping a girl A LOT like me out of the same rut that I'm still stuck in. Well to my nonexistant readers, what would you do if you were me?