Slap Him Through The Phone

People on a whole are idiots. I think the world would be a hell of a lot better if we just accepted that. But there are some people that are so far beyond the plain of stupidity you wish there was a twenty-two year late term abortion window(Chris Titus: Neverlution). Take for example my dear friend 'T'. He dated my friend 'M' twice. Well you know fool me once right. Okay that's fine. A year has passed since they broke up and I haven't had to scrape either of them out of the toilet since.  Now M is litterally days away from giving birth to a baby boy (It isn't T's). The father bailed second trimester. Which is understandable, it isn't right but it's understandable. A 17 year old guy doesn't want to be tied to a 14 year old girl and a baby all his life. So now T is trying to make up for it. He texts me "what if if M and I start dating again?".  So I replied " OMG REALLY IT ENDS BADLY EVERYTIME AND THEN BOTH OF YOU GET UPSET. SHE GETS DEPRESSED YOU WONDER WHY YOU STEPED INTO HER DRAMA! THE ONLY DIFFERENCE THIS TIME IS YOU KNOW THE DRAMA YOUR STEPPING INTO. I CANT TELL IF ITS STUPIDITY INSANITY OR BLIND FAITH! EINSTIEN WOULD CALL IT INSANITY!"(that was my exact message I copied it of my phone). I was a little harsh but I needed to snap scense into him! I repeatedly told him, he is to good for her. My friend 'K' agreed with me so I'm not a total prick, or atleast the not only one. He really didn't care what I said. His dumbass did it anyway. Dating an ex is like buying your shit back from Salvation Army. THERE IS A REASON YOU GOT RID OF IT!!  It wasn't even a little reason, first they cheated on each other, then she went fucking insane!! Now he is dating her again. SAY IT WITH ME PEOPLE " FUCKING DUMBASS". So the sooner we realize we are all stupid the sooner the people who are slightly less stupid can start helping the retards.